• Do You Obsess?

    Updated: 2012-02-29 17:43:47
    Chato Stewart: [Begging others to vote] {please vote, could U vote, vote, vote, vote} Caption: Do You Obsess? Do you obsess about things that really have no huge impact on your life?  You just can’t stop letting it preoccupy your mind!  I do, and some of the stuff fills my mind continually, for no reason, [...]

  • Tend and Befriend Meets Fight or Flight

    Updated: 2012-02-29 17:43:28
    When I was growing up my parents constantly stressed the importance of going to college. That idea was pretty much drilled into my head from the day I started kindergarten. "You're not going to get into a good college with grades like that, Jimmy!" My mother would always say, even on some of my earliest report cards. So you can imagine the stress I put them under when, approximately eleven years later, it looked like I wasn't even going to graduate from high school.

  • Ten Tips for Stress Free Travel

    Updated: 2012-02-29 17:43:28
    Home Products Stress Tips Forums Blog Blog Home Past Entries Authors Webinar Rebroadcasts Watch the 5 Part Series Learn More StressStop Blog Ten Tips for Stress Free Travel Jim Porter M.A.L.S . President , StressStop.com Friday , July 1st , 2011 Tweet Last summer , my niece invited us to her wedding in the tiny town of Bradninch , England which is about three hours south of London in the county of Devon . I decided to turn this wedding invitation into an epic 17-day family vacation with stops in Rome , Florence , Venice , Paris , London and of course , Bradninch . It was an amazing vacation , but a real logistical challenge which included one 12-hour period where we woke up in a Paris hotel , took a high-speed train that morning from Paris to London , met up with my 21 year old son in

  • Ron Siegel on Mindfulness

    Updated: 2012-02-29 17:43:28
    Five years ago I was asked by the U.S. Army to put on a mindfulness presentation at their national health conference in Albuquerque, NM. I knew very little about this subject at the time, so I politely declined. For some reason, that Army Representative (who had heard me speak on stress management at a Navy health conference) wasn't going to give up that easily and persuaded me to do it.

  • Are You Stress Sensitive?

    Updated: 2012-02-29 17:43:28
    Do you ever wonder if stress affects you more than the average person? Are you easily annoyed or frustrated by minor inconveniences?

  • I’ll Stay Here and Guard the Knife Drawer – Fan Letters

    Updated: 2012-02-27 01:15:53
    by Traci Foust Though it’s been almost a year since the release of my book Nowhere Near Normal a memoir of OCD, the messages I receive from people who have actually read the book still jam up my email at a computer-crashing rate of at least two a month. Most of the responses come from [...]

  • Business Casualty

    Updated: 2012-02-26 08:00:00
    When someone wears business casual and it looks horrible. The long dressy skirt and polo didn't look good together, it was a business casualty and tucking it in didn't make it look any better.

  • What Lady Gaga Taught Me

    Updated: 2012-02-25 16:16:28
    Lady Gaga teaches me about the importance of standing up and sticking out in a crowded market. Not just for motivational speakers – but for anybody wanting to be heard. Read more to see the lessons I learned from Lady Gaga: http://motivational-speakers-review.com/2012/02/25/motivational-speakers/what-lady-gaga-teaches-me-about-standing-up-and-sticking-out-in-a-crowded-market

  • If you’re miserable at work, maybe it’s time to change jobs

    Updated: 2012-02-25 03:56:29
    I love it when people/motivational speakers/bloggers point out things that need to be said. This blog is about how people who are obviously miserable at work should think about doing something else because life’s too short to be miserable. So read this post, and ask yourself how you are perceived in the workplace. http://goinswriter.com/meaningful-work/  

  • Being Different Isn’t Enough

    Updated: 2012-02-24 19:46:24
    As a motivational speaker, I ramble on until I’m sick of hearing my own voice teach people to stand up and stick out in a crowded market because nobody notices normal. And I believe it – or else I wouldn’t be saying it on a stage in front of thousands.  I just wandered on to a ...

  • Motivational Speakers Truths Work On Kids Too!

    Updated: 2012-02-24 19:01:00
    A great friend, and motivational speaker, Linda Larsen, wrote a great blog post with a simple way we can instill in our kids a sense of pride in themselves. It really helped me. And hopefully it will help all you parents out there. She talks about how instead of telling our kids we are proud ...

  • UPDATE: Kmart Taking Action On Offensive T-shirts

    Updated: 2012-02-24 07:14:07
    It’s been 5 days since I posted “Kmart Stigmatizes Children With Mental Illness – Selling Offensive T-shirts.”  It was more of my own personal rant because I was shocked at the advertisement in a K-mart flyer.  In the published promotion, Juniors’ tees were being sold for $9.89 with what I felt was a stigmatizing message.  [...]

  • S**t My Family Says …

    Updated: 2012-02-24 00:18:30
    The latest craze on YouTube are videos posted as parodies of specific segments of our population under the heading: ‘S**t Boys, Girls, Postmen, Dog Owners etc. Say’. So I’ve decided to do one of my family without the video. Use your imagination … S**t Joe Says to Me …  “When did you tell me that?” [...]

  • Miss Holly Hope for President

    Updated: 2012-02-23 13:00:41
    Hey FnS community! Miss Holly Hope here. I would love to receive your support in my journey of runnin’ for President! President? I know there’s likely a lotta questions, so I got answers. How’s the campaign for President goin’? Well, I’m I am findin’ it challengin’ to be a beacon of hope and light when [...]

  • Jefferson Airplane Meets Internal Audit

    Updated: 2012-02-22 05:00:00
    Internal Auditor Login Jefferson Airplane Meets Internal Audit A song that needs no introduction , but definitely needs an . explanation And I don't have . one One test shows the error's large And one test shows its small And the test the AIC gives you Won't prove anything at all Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tall And if you go chasing data And you're falling in a hole Tell em a cigar-smoking CEO Has given you the call Call Alice When she was just small When men in the boardroom Get up and tell you where to go And you've just had a planning meeting And your mind is moving slow Go ask Alice I think she'll know When logic and proportion Have fallen sloppy dead And the findings seem all backwards And the VP wants their heads Remember what the standards said Value add Value add Posted on

  • Kmart Stigmatizes Children With Mental Illness – Selling Offensive T-shirts

    Updated: 2012-02-20 00:43:40
    Today, like every Sunday, I opened the newspaper to see what was new in the world. Then I checked out what was on sale, going through the flyers of local, brand-name stores.  Today, I was shocked at the advertisement in a K-mart flyer. On the Family Denim Event page, dead center of the layout, was [...]

  • When Celebs Suck – I love you Beyonce, but seriously…

    Updated: 2012-02-19 19:34:21
    Let me preface this by saying that my love for Beyonce Knowles is undying. I’m convinced that she’s some sort of angel/alien hybrid sent to earth to teach us how to dance in stilettos. My husband has been warned more than once that if Beyonce were to come a-knockin’, I’d forget his name in less [...]

  • What Runners Do

    Updated: 2012-02-17 18:14:20
    Who doesn't love a good meme? We had some fun with the "What I Do" meme that is circulating the Interwebs this week. Check it out!

  • How To Tell If You’re An Asshole: American Idol Version

    Updated: 2012-02-17 16:21:41
    Hollywood Week is my favorite part of Idol, because the sleep-deprived, mostly deluded big fish from teeny tiny ponds across the nation all get dumped into one tank.  There is a lot of fish-on-fish violence, smack talk, ugly criers, mega divas of both genders.  That’s all a given.  But this year we also had ambulances, [...]

  • FDA Warns Of Counterfeit Drug

    Updated: 2012-02-17 00:12:55
    A few weeks ago, I wrote about pharmaceuticals that could be counterfeit. (“Are your SSRI’s…”SSR-NOTS”?!”) Just this week the “FDA has seen an increase of medication fakes hitting our shores.”  The meds that CNN was talking about are cancer medications, not psychotropics or common meds for Bipolar, Depression or Anxiety…see: Over-Medicated: Counterfeit Pharmaceuticals – Why YOU [...]

  • Need A little Validation Today? Try Pizza Validation!

    Updated: 2012-02-15 07:33:31
    Not only did Punxsutawney Phil NOT SEE his shadow, but apparently he’s basking in the sun and enjoying one of the warmest Winters on record. Having such a warm winter can wreak havoc with our moods. One day it can be bitterly cold and feed into your Depression. The next day it could be lovely [...]

  • Ask The Suniverse on FnS – Vol. 1 Edition 7

    Updated: 2012-02-15 00:35:43
    Confused? Uncertain? Worried you’re not quite fresh enough down there? I’m here to solve your problems. As an oldest child, I’m dedicated to bossing people around. As an overeducated degree collector, I’m full of knowledge that’s only suitable at FunnynotSlutty. Questions? Contact me at suniverse[dot]email[at]gmail[dot]com. You can also peruse my profanity-laced invective at my blog, [...]

  • Slutty but Funny – Drunk

    Updated: 2012-02-14 20:25:47
    No matter how open I am with myself, there are so many things that I always seem to “conveniently” forget about in public situations. One being the fact that there are certain alcoholic beverages that basically turn me into a whore on any given day and/or night. I know some of you reading this have [...]

  • Motivational Speaker Takes You To The Funny Side of Matrimony

    Updated: 2012-02-13 15:47:53
    Motivational speaker Kelly Swanson puts a funny face on marriage. Here’s the YouTube video of me talking about the days beyond the honeymoon.

  • Motivational Speaker Busting At The Seams For You To Meet Josh

    Updated: 2012-02-11 13:48:00
      Motivational Speakers know that loose lips sink ships. So don’t get in my boat. I’m never good at sitting on exciting news. Don’t give me a secret or by the end of the day there will be three hundred people I made promise not to tell. So I was going to wait to tell ...

  • GROSS ALERT – Guy Humor – What Nose Pick’en Idol Contestant Won – Vote Below

    Updated: 2012-02-10 14:23:54
    I’m Sure you all are glad GROSS WEEK IS OVER! Next Month I will do DEATH WEEK: cartoons featuring my jokes about the Grim Reaper. Then In April we will do a week dedicated to my beloved cartoon series “The Far Side” comic created by Gary Larson. Once a month I want to do 5 [...]

  • Motivational Speaker Shouts Out To The Goomba Guru of Negativity!

    Updated: 2012-02-10 14:12:12
    Hop on over to this blog and meet my hilarious friend Vinny. You should really check out his cooking with Vinny show! He ROCKS! http://motivational-speakers-review.com/2012/02/10/humor/motivational-speakers-shout-out-to-vinny-verelli

  • You can call me crazy, but don’t call me …

    Updated: 2012-02-10 13:03:24
    I have answered to a plethora of monikers extending way beyond the christened Carole or even Carole Ann, generally reserved for Aunts and Uncles. I was never in love with my name but I am pleased that it at least can be differentiated as ‘Carol with an e’. The nicknames varied. The earliest was Michalina [...]

  • Rhinotillexomania Idol Contestant 5: Classic Pick You Brain Nose Picker

    Updated: 2012-02-10 06:13:39
    Tweet // Follow @chatobstewart //   T.V. Show: Nose Pick’en IDOL Score: Judge one: 3, Judge two: 6, Judge three: 5 Caption: Classic Pick You Brain Nose Picker I saved the best nose picking cartoon for last…picking you brain!  This is now the end of GROSS WEEK. Next month I will dedicate a full week [...]

  • GROSS ALERT – Guy Humor – Rhinotillexomania Idol Contestant 4: Senior Citizen Retirement Home Hobby Nose Picker

    Updated: 2012-02-09 22:12:52
    When I was drawing the “Nose Pick’en Idol” cartoons, I couldn’t help but think of my family. In my last post, I mentioned my grandfather. His name was Luis Couco, 100% Italian. He would carry a handkerchief everywhere, but like I said before, he would never use it. Could my curiosity with the inner nose [...]

  • Motivational Speaker who is The World’s Greatest?

    Updated: 2012-02-09 13:39:52
    World’s greatest? Most sought after? America’s funniest? Best motivational speaker in the universe? These are the words I see on some websites describing motivational speakers. And I wonder, number one, if they are true – and, number two, do they work? You see, I happen to have this theory that if a place of business calls ...

  • For baby boomers and beyond, Jitterbug is calling my name

    Updated: 2012-02-09 02:40:00
    , , , Home Bio Appearances Columns Blog Contact Reviews Interviews Books Booking Information StarNews Review Our State Georgetown Times Myrtle Beach Herald Latest Posts For baby boomers and beyond , Jitterbug is calling my name Cure needed for hair of the dog Reaching millions at the airport , not so much on TV Christmas came early this year Living in America , but imprisoned by the HOA Archive February 2012 1 January 2012 1 December 2011 2 November 2011 3 October 2011 2 September 2011 3 August 2011 1 July 2011 2 June 2011 4 May 2011 3 April 2011 3 March 2011 3 February 2011 2 January 2011 2 December 2010 2 November 2010 2 October 2010 2 September 2010 3 August 2010 2 July 2010 1 June 2010 2 May 2010 1 April 2010 4 March 2010 2 February 2010 1 January 2010 2 Subscribe to this blog's feed

  • GROSS ALERT – Guy Humor – Rhinotillexomania Idol Contestant 3: Baton Twirling Distraction Pinky Nose Picker

    Updated: 2012-02-08 05:49:51
    Here is our third contestant in the Nose Picking Idol cartoon series. I call it:  the baton twirling distraction pinkie finger nose picker.  Say that five times fast! What is it about our nostrils that attracts our fingers?  My grandfather always carried a hanky, but I never saw him blow his nose.  He was a [...]

  • GROSS ALERT – Guy Humor – Rhinotillexomania Idol Contestant 2: Two Finger ROCKSTAR Nose Picker

    Updated: 2012-02-07 13:32:54
    Mental Health Humor Cartoon By Chato Stewart – Please Retweet and Share on FB Tweet // Follow @chatobstewart // T.V. Show: Nose Pick’en IDOL Score: Judge one: 6, Judge two: 10, Judge three: 5 Caption: Two Finger ROCKSTAR Nose Picker In my last post, I told you I started the “Nose Pick’en Idol series back [...]

  • GROSS ALERT – Guy Humor -Rhinotillexomania Idol Contestant 1 – One Legged Two Fingers Nose Picker

    Updated: 2012-02-07 13:32:53
    Mental Health Humor Cartoon By Chato Stewart – Please Retweet and Share on Facebook. retweet// Follow @chatobstewart   // T.V. Show: Nose Pick’en IDOL Score: Judge one: 5, Judge two: 6, Judge three: 10 Caption: One Leg, two finger nose picker Welcome to the restart of this series (which began back in 2007). It was [...]

  • Mr. Auditing's Neighborhood

    Updated: 2012-02-06 05:00:00
    Internal Auditor Login Mr . Auditing's Neighborhood Hello boys and girls and welcome to Mr . Auditing's Neighborhood . nbsp Did you have a nice day , today I bet you did . nbsp Did you remember to tell all your friends about the wonderful things you learned about internal audit I'll bet you did . nbsp And did everyone look at you a little funny and back away slowly I'll bet they did . nbsp Don't worry . nbsp Some day you'll be doing audits and writing reports about how ineffective their operations are and they'll all wish they had been nicer to you . nbsp So , today we're going to be talking about how risks become audits . nbsp Do you remember when we talked about risks I bet you do . nbsp Risks are those nasty things that can cause all kinds of bad things to happen to your company . nbsp

  • LEGOland Gynecologist

    Updated: 2012-02-05 03:32:07
    Join Us Now Sign In Chat Rooms 19 Home Conditions Quizzes Ask Q A Drugs Blogs News Research Resources Find Help Community Pro LEGOland Gynecologist By Chato B . Stewart Dr . : Lego The test came back I’m afraid you’re not a Lego anymore You’re now a prego : Caption LEOGland Gynecologist chatobstewart Subscribe to my Newsletter View previous . Newsletters Check out who made the list of top 10 I’m number 4 http : www.sharecare.com static sharecare-now-depression Please vote for my Fan Art I drew for an Art contest : http : id.fc2.com facebook_contest index.php page=vote02 entry=107 Originally Posted on http : blogs.psychcentral.com humor YOU need permission use 2011 Mental Health Humor Cartoons Tweet Related Posts Is Your House A Castle or a Toxic Dump Over-Medicated : Counterfeit

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