: Physics Satire About the Theory of Everything Satire about the search for a unfied theory in physics , sometimes about the strand-spaghetti . model 17 November 2012 Scandal at CERN no Higgs confirmation Tout pour la gloire . All for glory . This is what CERN did in July of this year , when it announced the Higgs discovery . But now that the confirmation was expected at the HCP conference , they did not provide . it The data on the gamma-gamma channel is contradictory , it is rumored . Even though CERN has twice as much data at its disposal as in July , the corresponding results were not . shown The problem with glory is that it must be based on facts . CERN has now let the whole world know that for them facts do not count , just the glory counts . CERN was unable to confirm the existence