• Shell Plays Green Dress-Up for Shareholders While Profits Take a Dive

    Updated: 2024-01-31 20:07:44
    Royal Dutch Shell Plc com News and information on Shell Plc Skip to Content Privacy Disclaimer Shell Online Library Search : for Search Button Shell Plays Green Dress-Up for Shareholders While Profits Take a Dive Jan 31st , 2024 by John Donovan Let’s make money while pretending we care about the . planet Posted by John Donovan : 31 Jan 24 Ladies and gentlemen , gather round for the latest episode of Shell’s Green Masquerade . 8221 While Shell has been playing the quiet game , BP’s former finance boss-turned-chief executive , Murray Auchincloss , has been hogging the spotlight . But fear not , Shell hasn’t been napping . They’ve been laser-focused on the most important thing in the universe : shareholder . returns In a heartwarming message to analysts last June , Shell reassured everyone ,

  • Shell and BP’s Profit Hits a Bump: Oil Titans Face 40% Profit Drop

    Updated: 2024-01-28 18:01:46
    : Royal Dutch Shell Plc com News and information on Shell Plc Skip to Content Privacy Disclaimer Shell Online Library Search : for Search Button Shell and BP’s Profit Hits a Bump : Oil Titans Face 40 Profit Drop Jan 28th , 2024 by John Donovan Posted by John Donovan : 28 Jan 24 In a heart-wrenching turn of events , our beloved oil giants Shell and BP are bracing for a catastrophic profit plunge a staggering 40 no less Get your tissues ready , folks , because this is the kind of tragedy that could bring a tear to even a billionaire’s . eye These paragons of the oil industry , who call London their home , are set to reveal their financial results soon . Last year , they managed to scrape together a meagre 31 billion , according to those fortune-tellers at Refinitiv . Oh , how the mighty have

  • Shell’s Latest Greenwashing Masterstroke: Converting Refinery to Make Fancy Oils While Keeping the Oil Party Going Elsewhere

    Updated: 2024-01-26 21:42:28
    : Royal Dutch Shell Plc com News and information on Shell Plc Skip to Content Privacy Disclaimer Shell Online Library Search : for Search Button Shell’s Latest Greenwashing Masterstroke : Converting Refinery to Make Fancy Oils While Keeping the Oil Party Going Elsewhere Jan 26th , 2024 by John Donovan Posted by John Donovan : 26 Jan 24 In a dazzling display of environmental sleight of hand , Shell Deutschland GmbH has triumphantly announced its Final Investment Decision FID to give a green makeover to its Wesseling site at the Energy and Chemicals Park Rheinland . The plan To transform the hydrocracker into a glitzy production unit for Group III base oils , the crème de la crème of lubricants for those fancy engine and transmission oils . Because , as we all know , the real key to saving

  • Shell Sues Greenpeace for $2.1 Million: An Episode Straight Out of ‘Succession’

    Updated: 2024-01-24 21:48:01
    : Royal Dutch Shell Plc com News and information on Shell Plc Skip to Content Privacy Disclaimer Shell Online Library Search : for Search Button Shell Sues Greenpeace for 2.1 Million : An Episode Straight Out of Succession’ Jan 24th , 2024 by John Donovan Maybe HBO should consider a spin-off : Succession : The Shell Chronicles . 8221 Stay tuned for the next episode , where Shell might just take legal action against Mother Nature for climate . change Posted by John Donovan : 24 Jan 24 In the latest episode of Real Life Imitates Succession , 8221 Shell , the ever-so-conscientious oil giant , has decided to take a leaf out of Cousin Greg’s playbook . That’s right , folks Shell is suing Greenpeace for a whopping 2.1 million It seems like Shell’s boardroom , with all its drama , might give the

  • Yannick Bolloré, Climate’s Newest Champion, Boldly Teams Up with Shell for a Greener Wallet

    Updated: 2024-01-24 21:34:10
    , , Royal Dutch Shell Plc com News and information on Shell Plc Skip to Content Privacy Disclaimer Shell Online Library Search : for Search Button Yannick Bolloré , Climate’s Newest Champion , Boldly Teams Up with Shell for a Greener Wallet Jan 24th , 2024 by John Donovan B Corps should not be producing marketing and PR for the world’s biggest polluters . 8221 Posted by John Donovan : 24 Jan 24 Oh , the sweet , sweet irony Here we have Yannick Bolloré , our gallant hero and CEO of the Havas Group , casually chilling on the French Riviera , all the while juggling his gold pendant and an impressive collection of wristbands that scream I care about the Earth’ . But wait , what’s this His company , Havas a tiny , almost insignificant global ad agency with mere revenues of 2.3 billion euros has

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